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I’m sorry ma’am but we cannot send your e-card to your friend Dick because the word Dick might be offensive to him. Please refer to him as Richard not Dick. DICK [Silly]

I’m sorry ma’am but we cannot send your e-card to your friend Dick because the word Dick might be offensive to him. Please refer to him as Richard not Dick. DICK [Silly]

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“Hey, man, let’s get some rock from that hill to build our road.” “Dude, isn’t that like a pyramid or something?” “Dude, shut up and start the backhoe” [Sad]

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Morbidly obese 36-year-old mother-of-three ends abusive marriage, loses 252 pounds through diet and exercise, falls in love with boy-toy nine years her junior, plans to open her own weight loss business. TA-DAAA (w/before and after pics) [Spiffy]

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If you are going to pass a snowplow, don’t pull in front of the snowplow right away, as you might spin out of control and embarrass yourself as well as your family name [Amusing]

If you are going to pass a snowplow, don’t pull in front of the snowplow right away, as you might spin out of control and embarrass yourself as well as your family name [Amusing]

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An 18-year-old Black lab mix so cool that the ‘No pets’ sign at the local sports complex lists him by name as an exception to the rule [Sappy]

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Apparently “Let them eat cake,” was not an option in this house [Scary]

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If Obama Took ‘Executive Action’ On Guns, What Might He Do?

If Obama Took ‘Executive Action’ On Guns, What Might He Do?

Changes to gun laws require working with Congress. But the president might do such things as bolster the federal database on gun buyers and order stepped-up prosecution of felons and others barred from buying weapons.

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Mississippi Blues: When The River Doesn’t Run

The drought that damaged crops in the Midwest last summer has brought the water level to historically low levels. Now barge traffic along a vital stretch of the Mississippi is dangerously close to running dry, putting shipping and jobs at risk.

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Crazy Or Canny? Talk Grows About Trillion Platinum Coin

In theory, some say, President Obama could have a $ 1 trillion coin made and that would head off the next big battle over the federal government’s debt ceiling.

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Now Steven Spielberg Might Want to Make an Osama bin Laden Movie

Now Steven Spielberg Might Want to Make an Osama bin Laden Movie

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In December, we'll get a look at Hurt Locker director Kathryn Bigelow's Bin Laden tale, Zero Dark Thirty. Scott Adkins, Joel Edgerton, Jessica Chastain, and Taylor Kinney will help tell the story of the decade-long hunt for the terrorist leader. Another film about the al-Qaeda organizer is on the horizon as well, and talks are already underway with Steven Spielberg.

Former Navy SEAL and No Easy Day: The Firsthand Account of the Mission that Killed Osama bin Laden author Mark Owen — whose real name is Matt Bissonnette — may see his story turned into an action film, while simultaneously facing prosecution for "revealing sensitive and classified information that could cause US forces harm," the New York Post reported. In a grossly gimmicky move, the book…
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Predicting the ‘Justice League’ Director Shortlist: The Wachowskis, Guy Ritchie, Tim Burton and More

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With both Christopher Nolan and Ben Affleck officially out of the running as director on the upcoming Justice League movie, some other names are beginning to emerge along with a fairly predictable pattern. Over the weekend Andy and Lana Wachowski became the latest names rumored for Justice League (via Moviehole), with reports claiming Warner Bros. is so high on Cloud Atlas that they've shortlisted the Matrix duo for JLA. There's no word on what would happen to Jupiter Ascending, the monster sci-fi film they're currently prepping with Channing Tatum and Mila Kunis, though perhaps the studio is looking to cut one of those "you do one for you, and then you do one for us" sorta deals. 

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Movie News: 3D ‘Star Wars’ II and III Release Dates; ‘Robocop’ Villain Casting; Trailer for Joe Dante’s ‘The Hole’

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Star Wars: Tentatively planned for release a year apart, the 3D conversions of the next two episodes of Star Wars have been confirmed and dated. The 3D re-release of Star Wars Episode II: Attack of the Clones will hit theaters on September 20, 2013, followed shortly thereafter by Star Wars Episode III: Revenge of the Sith on October 11, 2013. The official logo (above), which seems to allow for multiple films rather than specifically referencing II and III, has also raised a new hope that the original trilogy in 3D will follow in theaters soon thereafter. [Slashfilm]

Robocop: In Hollywood, it’s not unusual for contract negotiations to break down after they’ve been publicly reported, and that’s what has apparently happened between Hugh Laurie and the folks…
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Protip: If you’re going to commit insurance arson, you might want to wait for more than 18 hours after you bought the policy [Florida]

Protip: If you’re going to commit insurance arson, you might want to wait for more than 18 hours after you bought the policy [Florida]

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Parents respond calmly and rationally to public art near school depicting nudity. “The pubic hair is showing and nakedness. It’s not necessary.” “This is a shortcut from his school. We’ll take the long way home” [Asinine]

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When faking an attack on yourself to bring the LGBT community together you might want to do more studying than old CSI episodes [Followup]

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They say she might have been crazy… (2 of 3)

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Before you take a picture of a woman then insult her on Facebook, you might want to make sure you haven’t friended her first. Otherwise, it could become a real cane in the ass [Dumbass]

Before you take a picture of a woman then insult her on Facebook, you might want to make sure you haven’t friended her first. Otherwise, it could become a real cane in the ass [Dumbass]

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Fries shortage, Playstation ban, poor standard of hot chocolate. Complaints from your average teenager? Think again. These are moans from prisoners [Dumbass]

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University of Chicago students and school officials look for cause of exploding toilets, but admit that right now they’ve got nothing to go on [Weird]

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“Netanyahu is expected to publicly harden his line against Iran during a meeting with Barack Obama.” ( •_•)⌐■-■ Well, that might stiffen into into a…. (⌐■_■) sticky situation [Interesting]

“Netanyahu is expected to publicly harden his line against Iran during a meeting with Barack Obama.” ( •_•)⌐■-■ Well, that might stiffen into into a…. (⌐■_■) sticky situation [Interesting]

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Couple set new record for combined age of 193 by marrying at 95 and 98 [Spiffy]

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If you’re going to make ,000 in unauthorized overseas phone calls, “My wife said I could do it” is not a reasonable defense [Dumbass]

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Three Reasons U.S. Military Might Is Unlikely to Erode

Three Reasons U.S. Military Might Is Unlikely to Erode

Amid warnings of declining power, evidence points to continued dominance.

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Climate Change Could Cause Killer Hurricanes in NYC

A simulation model by Princeton researchers warns of storms “the likes of which have not been seen.”

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Bill Maher Pledges Million to Obama Super PAC

Comedian says getting Obama re-elected is “worth a million dollars.”

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Now that Baltimore has ruled you can video police officers you can no longer sue them for anytime they might have hassled you, confiscated your camera, or unlawfully deleted video in the past [Followup]

Now that Baltimore has ruled you can video police officers you can no longer sue them for anytime they might have hassled you, confiscated your camera, or unlawfully deleted video in the past [Followup]

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Hufflepuff student on the run after unauthorised use of Avada Kedavra [Scary]

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Gun accident in Florida church leaves pastor’s daughter holier than thou [Florida]

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